Valentine's Day
Love is in the air! Quick, hold your breath.
You're my favorite... (001)

You're my favorite... (001)
Pain in the a**
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You're stuck with me (002)

You're stuck with me (002)
Deal with it.
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Happy Valentine's Day (003)

Happy Valentine's Day (003)
You'll do.
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Happy Valentine's Day (004)

Happy Valentine's Day (004)
I'm not going anywhere.
It'd be too damn expensive to leave you now.
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Love at First Sight (005)

Love at First Sight (005)
Believe it or not, love at first sight does exist.
I should have taken a second look.
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Happy Valentine's Day (006)

Happy Valentine's Day (006)
You suck less than most people.
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Love is in the Air (007)

Love is in the Air (007)
Hold your breath.
Happy Valentine's Day. Or whatever.
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I love you (007)

I love you (007)
I love you today, tomorrow, and...
Ya know what? Let's just take this one day at a time.
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I love you (008)

I love you (008)
I ♥ you
Even though sometimes I want to ♣ you.
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Happy Valentine's Day (008)

Happy Valentine's Day (008)
My heart burns for you.
Oh, sorry. That was supposed to say my heartburn's FROM you.
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Happy Valentine's Day (009)

Happy Valentine's Day (009)
You suck less than most people.
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Happy Valentine's Day (010)

Happy Valentine's Day (010)
You make me happy
...ish.
Happy Valentine's Day
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Happy Valentine's Day (011)

Happy Valentine's Day (011)
I love you more than I love cats.
Just kidding. But Happy Valentine's Day anyway.
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Happy Valentine's Day (012)

Happy Valentine's Day (012)
I love you more than I love dogs.
Just kidding. But Happy Valentine's Day anyway.
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Happy Valentine's Day (013)

Happy Valentine's Day (013)
You and me
Bedroom. Now.
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Happy Valentine's Day (014)

Happy Valentine's Day (014)
You're the cat's meow.
I'm not saying you're annoying, but...
Well, I love you anyway.
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Happy Valentine's Day (015)

Happy Valentine's Day (015)
Blah-blah-blah, something about love and be mine.
What? I got you a card.
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Happy Valentine's Day (016)

Happy Valentine's Day (016)
Fine. You matter. Whatever.
Happy Valentine's Day, I guess
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