Happy Birthday!
Get a smile and a laugh (or a smack) on that special someone's birthday!
Happy Birthday (001)
Happy Birthday (001)
I'd wish you another year of laughter, but...
I hear adult diapers are expensive.
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Happy Birthday (002)
Happy Birthday (002)
Life is short. Smell the flowers, eat the cake.
Summon a demon. The world is at your mercy, er, feet.
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Happy Birthday (003)
Happy Birthday (003)
I'm not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad that you're this old.
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Happy Birthday (004a)
Happy Birthday (004a)
You should really start lying about your age now.
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Happy Birthday (004b)
Happy Birthday (004b)
You should really start lying about your age now.
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Happy Birthday (005)
Happy Birthday (005)
Sounds like a lot of pressure. Have a happy birthday or don't. I don't really care.
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Happy Birthday (008)
Happy Birthday (008)
I have granted you another year of my friendship. You're welcome.
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It's your birthday (006)
It's your birthday (006)
Shouldn't you be driving around with your blinker on?
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It's your birthday? Sweet! (007)
It's your birthday? Sweet! (007)
Go to the f**king dentist.
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Happy Birthday (009)
Happy Birthday (009)
You look good! Who's your mortician...um, I mean beautician?
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Happy 25th Birthday (011)
Happy 25th Birthday (011)
From your 115 lb friend.
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A birthday wish for you... (012)
A birthday wish for you... (012)
May you remember why you walked into this room...
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Happy Birthday (013)
Happy Birthday (013)
Happy Birthday n' s**t
(blank inside)
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Happy Birthday (015)
Happy Birthday (015)
Yes, all you're getting is this card. I know at your age surprises can have dire consequences.
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Happy Birthday (016)
Happy Birthday (016)
Damn. You're old.
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Happy Birthday (017)
Happy Birthday (017)
Some things get better with age.
Others just get older.
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It's your birthday! (018)
It's your birthday! (018)
You're so special, you share the day with 17.7 million other people.
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Happy Birthday (019)
Happy Birthday (019)
Age is just a number.
No matter how old you are, you'll always suck.
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Happy Birthday (020)
Happy Birthday (020)
You've aged like fine (boxed) wine.
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Happy Birthday (021)
Happy Birthday (021)
...to a woman who wants her men like she has her coffee...
Sliding off the hood of her car as she drives away.
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Birthday Wishes (022)
Birthday Wishes (022)
and all that other crap.
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Happy Birthday (023)
Happy Birthday (023)
Don't be a prick.
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Happy Birthday (024)
Happy Birthday (024)
You've never looked better!
I had to put that in writing. I couldn't say it out loud with a straight face.
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Happy Birthday (025)
Happy Birthday (025)
Holy Hot Flash, it's your birthday.
Stay cool.
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Happy Birthday (026)
Happy Birthday (026)
Let's pretend I care it's your birthday.
Whatever.
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Happy Birthday (027)
Happy Birthday (027)
Another beer older
But unfortunately, not wiser.
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Happy Birthday (028)
Happy Birthday (028)
you're old.
Your cat doesn't give a shit but I do.
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Happy Birthday (029)
Happy Birthday (029)
look, I'm not saying that you're old, but if you were milk I'd sniff you first.
but happy birthday n' stuff
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Happy Birthday (030)
Happy Birthday (030)
To one of the few people I can tolerate
You're old.
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Happy Birthday (031)
Happy Birthday (031)
Happy Birthday to you
I think it's really great you used to be so young.
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