Happy Birthday!

Get a smile and a laugh (or a smack) on that special someone's birthday!

Happy Birthday (001)

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Happy Birthday (001)

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I'd wish you another year of laughter, but...

I hear adult diapers are expensive.

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Happy Birthday (002)

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Happy Birthday (002)

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Life is short. Smell the flowers, eat the cake.

Summon a demon. The world is at your mercy, er, feet.

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Happy Birthday (003)

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Happy Birthday (003)

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I'm not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad that you're this old.

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Happy Birthday (004a)

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Happy Birthday (004a)

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You should really start lying about your age now.

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Happy Birthday (004b)

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Happy Birthday (004b)

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You should really start lying about your age now.

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Happy Birthday (005)

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Happy Birthday (005)

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Sounds like a lot of pressure. Have a happy birthday or don't. I don't really care.

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Happy Birthday (008)

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Happy Birthday (008)

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I have granted you another year of my friendship. You're welcome.

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It's your birthday (006)

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It's your birthday (006)

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Shouldn't you be driving around with your blinker on?

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It's your birthday? Sweet! (007)

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It's your birthday? Sweet! (007)

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Go to the f**king dentist.

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Happy Birthday (009)

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Happy Birthday (009)

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You look good! Who's your mortician...um, I mean beautician?

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Happy 25th Birthday (011)

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Happy 25th Birthday (011)

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From your 115 lb friend.

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A birthday wish for you... (012)

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A birthday wish for you... (012)

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May you remember why you walked into this room...

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Happy Birthday (013)

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Happy Birthday (013)

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Happy Birthday n' s**t

(blank inside)

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Happy Birthday (015)

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Happy Birthday (015)

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Yes, all you're getting is this card. I know at your age surprises can have dire consequences.

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Happy Birthday (016)

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Happy Birthday (016)

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Damn. You're old.

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Happy Birthday (017)

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Happy Birthday (017)

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Some things get better with age.

Others just get older.

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It's your birthday! (018)

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It's your birthday! (018)

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You're so special, you share the day with 17.7 million other people.

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Happy Birthday (019)

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Happy Birthday (019)

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Age is just a number.

No matter how old you are, you'll always suck.

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Happy Birthday (020)

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Happy Birthday (020)

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You've aged like fine (boxed) wine.

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Happy Birthday (021)

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Happy Birthday (021)

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...to a woman who wants her men like she has her coffee...

Sliding off the hood of her car as she drives away.

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Birthday Wishes (022)

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Birthday Wishes (022)

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and all that other crap.

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Happy Birthday (023)

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Happy Birthday (023)

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Don't be a prick.

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Happy Birthday (024)

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Happy Birthday (024)

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You've never looked better!

I had to put that in writing. I couldn't say it out loud with a straight face.

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Happy Birthday (025)

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Happy Birthday (025)

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Holy Hot Flash, it's your birthday.

Stay cool.

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Happy Birthday (026)

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Happy Birthday (026)

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Let's pretend I care it's your birthday.

Whatever.

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