Just Because
Thinking about someone? Missing them? Or maybe you just want to send a note saying, "Hey, you suck." Whatever you say, say it with sass.
I'm not stalking you... (001)
I'm not stalking you... (001)
I'm not stalking you. I'm making sure you're okay.
Every minute. Every hour. Every day.
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Be Kind (002)
Be Kind (002)
Of a b**ch.
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Just Because (003)
Just Because (003)
The grass is green
The sky is blue
Here's a little note
To say f**k you
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Just Because (004)
Just Because (004)
Letters can convey
Feelings we cannot say
Knowing this holds true
Here's a card to say...
F**k you
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Just Because (005)
Just Because (005)
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year.
Here. I got you some pens.
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Grab a straw! (006)
Grab a straw! (006)
Because you suck.
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They say... (007)
They say... (007)
They say, "Absence makes the heart grow fonder."
Imagine how much I'd like you if you stayed away.
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You and Me (008)
You and Me (008)
You and me are like 2 cups of tea...
We're not for everyone.
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Just Because (009)
Just Because (009)
You're the best part of my day.
Just kidding. It's coffee. But you're a close fifth.
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Just Because (010)
Just Because (010)
Oh honey...
Bless your heart.
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Just to say HELLO (011)
Just to say HELLO (011)
Also, did you know Finland has the most heavy metal bands per capita? Well, now you do.
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Just Because (012)
Just Because (012)
The grass is green
The sky is blue
You'll be glad to know...
I tolerate you.
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Just saying hello (013)
Just saying hello (013)
Also, did you know Cap'n Crunch's full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch? Well, now you do.
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Hello (014)
Hello (014)
Enjoy your day!
Loser.
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Just Because (015)
Just Because (015)
I hope this makes you smile.
Loser.
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Just Because (016)
Just Because (016)
Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.
Thankful for you
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Just Because (017)
Just Because (017)
Life is better with sandy feet
And you are the sand between my toes: annoying and abrasive.
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Just Because (018)
Just Because (018)
Just to say
You're welcome.
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Just Because (019)
Just Because (019)
Hello
Thought you'd get a kick out of this.
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Just Because (020)
Just Because (020)
Hello friend
While this is a nice gesture, just know I spent the last f**k I had on this card. I'm officially out of f**ks.
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Just Because (021)
Just Because (021)
you are the reason i smiled today
in all fairness, i've been laughing at you all day, so...
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