You are my father. (001)
This is your card.
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This is your card.
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Know what that means?
For this one day, we'll laugh at all your stupid jokes.
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I'm awesome.
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I want to be as funny as you think you are.
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I realize I'm gift enough, but I got your this card anyway.
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This day isn't about me. It's about celebrating your many accomplishments.
Such as raising a perfect child like me.
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One thing I learned from you, Dad, is that if that if at first you don't succeed...
Grab a beer and wait until Mom brings it up again.
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Dad, Please accept this card as a token of my poverty.
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You hit it out of the park!
Because I'm awesome.
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